Never listen to depressing romantic music (Frank Sinatra. Carousel. Phantom. Etc.) late at night while attempting to do calculus, especially when you are already sleep-deprived, confuzzled, emotional, and tense. Just go to bed, or you will eat way too much ice cream, inhale way too much kleenex dust, and accumulate enough hate for your calculus teacher to throw off your karma for the rest of your life.
I'm never gonna be able to get to sleep now.
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